What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?