What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?