What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How does a witch play loud music?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which fly makes films?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?