What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How much money does a skunk have?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?