What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the snake cross the road?