Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?