Why did the cloud date the fog?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why was the cat so small?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?