Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What siblings are always sad?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of water does an angel like?