Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why are English teachers so smart?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?