Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which fly makes films?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?