Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?