What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which singer could always break a five?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why are stones so good at music?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?