Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why was the dog so popular?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?