Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What siblings are always sad?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
We had a discussion about roses.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?