Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What tea do footballers drink?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?