Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What insect runs away from everything?
How do you get straight A's?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?