What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?