What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How long do chickens work?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?