Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?