What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How do frogs get to work?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where do actors go to pray?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?