Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which relative loves rice?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you find at the end of everything?