What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
Why can you never find the number nine?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?