Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?