What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How can you make 7 even?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call the dog magician?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?