What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What animal floats best?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?