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Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
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What fish only swims at night?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
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What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
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How do you arrest a pig?
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What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is the best Christmas present ever?