Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did you learn in school today, son?