What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What birds make average students?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why are fish such good architects?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?