What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What color are all the books in the library?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?