What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do minions always put in their salads?