Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why was the mime upset?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why was the dog so popular?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a silly hill?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?