What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What nationality are most fish?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?