What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What does a panda ghost say?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?