What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you give a sick pig?