Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What did the sickly elevator say?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What game do bats excel at?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Do dads always snore?