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What's a pig's favorite dessert?
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Did you know about April 1st?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's the politest month?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?