Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where was Noah born?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Do dads always snore?
Which family member has tusks?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Which state has the best streets?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?