What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
The base guitar.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...