What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?