What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
When do mice play every day?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?