What does winter fat turn into?
Spring rolls.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is a duck's favorite dance?