How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why are goats so funny?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?