How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which animal is the most religious?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?