Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?