How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?