Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?