Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?