Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?