Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
We had a discussion about roses.
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?