Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How do you organize a space party?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do naked fish play with?
What kind of music do planets like?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?