Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where would you find an elephant?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why are skeletons so calm?
When should you start writing a book?