Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do you wash a lamb?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How does a lion greet other animals?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?