What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the confused bee say?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How do you care for a sick bird?