What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Which animal will never go bald?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why are skeletons always hungry?