What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the confused bee say?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?