Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which fly makes films?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What fish only swims at night?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cow go to outer space?