What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Mud pie.
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
When does a horse talk?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?