Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do cats wear to work?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a forklift?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?