Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why are all priests fit?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?