How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What should you wear to a tea party?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are trees always so positive?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do you compliment a cat?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?