If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is another name for a cow?
What fish only swims at night?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?