Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?