What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?