Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do birds go to drink?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?