What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do bees chew?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why do two skunks argue?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?