What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?