What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is the tallest building in the world?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What country has the most fish?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is a spider's favorite book?