What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where do chips wear socks?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?