Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?