Why do fish live in salt water?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do fairies always drink?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's the difference between people and chickens?