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What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why are grandkids so great?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did summer say to spring?
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Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
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What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?