What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do two skunks argue?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?