Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?