What musical instrument is the best typist?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Where do pigs love to take naps?