What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are winter days great?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?