What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How do bees get to school?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do termites go camping?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?