What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What fish sings the best?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?