What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?