What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?