What's the politest month?
May.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?