What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why do all the planets get along?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?