What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How do fleas travel?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?