What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What kind of monkey flies to school?