What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's the most athletic footwear?