Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What kind of pants do fish wear?