What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do cats wear to work?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?