Where was Noah born?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What birds always travel in twos?
What game do mice love to play?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?