Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How was the wedding?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?