Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why is furniture so generous?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?