Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How do fleas travel?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do golfers hate cake?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?