What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?