What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How long will dinner be?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?