What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do books sleep?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?