What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a pig thief?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?