What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Sky diving school.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.