Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why was the fish so smart?
What goes zzub, zzub?
