My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?