Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What game does pasta always play at recess?