Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What tree has the most bark?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?