What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which animal will never go bald?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?