What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?