Why did the bulldog have an accent?
He was French!
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which is the worst season?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call an arctic cow?