How do fleas travel?
Itch hiking.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do horses navigate at night?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is sand's favorite movie?