Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?