What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do rich squirrels eat?