What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How does a cow do math?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?