What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
That bird won't stop squawking.
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do stars go to college?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is the best Christmas present ever?