What school subject really rocks?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?