What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of water does an angel like?
I broke my finger!
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why are goats so funny?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?