Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What game do mice love to play?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which insect is the smartest?