Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?