Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do fairies always drink?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?