What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the bee sad?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?