What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What makes music in your hair?
What bird is always sad?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which fly makes films?