What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?