How did the vampire start his letter?
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How do fleas travel?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How do snowmen get information?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?