Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which state has the best streets?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?