If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What country has the most fish?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What does winter fat turn into?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What table can you never sit at?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What does an evil hen lay?