Why do fish live in salt water?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a short cow?