What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why was the mime upset?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What happens when grass goes out of town?