What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?