Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do frogs get to work?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?