Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are frogs always happy?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
If you need help building an ark...
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?