Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why are fish such good architects?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is the loneliest cheese?