Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What are you studying in math?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do cats go on vacation?