When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
When do flowers get their workout in?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What birds make average students?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?